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Lol-- These children are funny,Get in and read

                                    
😂😂😂I cant stop laffin
Just love this kids
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is that possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌😳




😂😂😂
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

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TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North America . 
JOSEPH: Here it is 👉🏾
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? 
CLASS: Joseph! 
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TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
WALE: You told me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER: Adigun , how would you spell 'crocodile?' 
ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I would spell it. 
(I Love this child) 
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TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water? 
REBECCA : H I J K L M N O. 
TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
REBECCA: But yesterday you said it's H to O. 
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TEACHER: Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
MOSES: Me! 
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TEACHER: Abraham, why do you always get so dirty? 
ABRAHAM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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TEACHER: Hannah , give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' 
HANNAH: I is... 
TEACHER: No, Hannah ...... always say, 'I am.' 
HANNAH: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' 
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TEACHER: Peter, George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
PETER: Yes. Because George still had the axe in his hand...... 
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TEACHER: Now, Racheal , tell me frankly, do you say a prayer before eating? 
RACHAEL : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 
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TEACHER: Kehinde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 
KEHINDE : No sir, It's the same dog. 
(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 
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TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
FEMI: A teacher 
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! 
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!😃😃

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