Women reveal the silly nicknames they have for their partners' eggplant

                                                          
Mumsnet users have spilled the beans on the often silly names they come up with for the penis of their significant other. They're not alone however, one man took matters into his own hands and cheekily named his little guy The Rod Of Power. The revelations were prompted by Mumsnet user Singleandfabulous who inquired what name her fellow posters give the penises of their DPs - which stands for Dear Partner. More after the cut...